Tuesday, December 9, 2008


dreidel is the great game of ce-lo jews neverhad...watch Borat's bro..go in with Y Love

yak ballz-Dirt empire-video-Produced by Aesop Rock

hey now...
everyone knows this guy is not Jewish. But here at EIJ the pople most mistake for things like that get the shine. our latest star is Yak ballz, who is Persian and actually thats it...just persian..he has adope video where people eat dirt and watch TV and little drones are all over...drilling in our dirt empire...
what ahppened to all the oil?? i guess us broke people get dirt...

enjoy this amazing video and leave some comments for crying out loud!! (waaah waaah)

buy scifentology II and go listen to more Yak Ballz on myspace.

these 19 year old girls are evil!!!

in a michigan home...these girls were found spitting in the mouths of elders who had suffered from alzheimers...they look all cute and inocent...but theyre are actually punk kids who have nothing better to do than be sinister to patients ata nursing home....this stuff urks me and the point of this blog is that looks can be decieving. Just because you seem cute doesn't mean that you can't be the most downright rotten girl to exist on this frigin planet. I hope they rot!!

Respect for elders is one of my greatest things I uphold. If an elder is an ass than they are...but in a nursing home with dementa and alzheimer's....now that isa different story.

they told press there were underage girlies who didnt snitch on them...(boo boo) they say press exaggerated charges...well...they only report the police report...and if you are on AOL news...you must've done some low down dirt rotten scoundrel crimes!!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

jew-no is juno....win a movie award!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

ther eis life after relationships in a jewish family! Just read above and you will see the mastermind idea of what really happens after sex.

Im serious guys.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

ZFA and hieroglyphics and kosha dillz!!

wow...you would never think to se a show like this..but revolutionairy speaker Yehuda Hakohen of zionist freedom alliance takes the stage with Pep Love of Hieroglyphics and kosha dillz.

THe real occupation is TBD...with a show like this...what do you guys think??
a day time show is always great for impact...

Sunday, November 9, 2008

cymarshall law not to be broken!!!

Hey all your super jewper stars....
I got great news...Freedom for all...and justice for all of them too!
Yeah we gotta new president..and new music..and new stuff..and I'm going to LA..and I cant bring my friend cymarshall law with me...but instead..we will give you some new music from his new album...

yep... briefly, I may tell you he is very successful. He works hard and is dedicated to the love of his art. To all my overseas readers...this guy is visiting there often, so be sure to support him by sending him a message on myspace and saying...
wow...Everyone is Jewish they're so cool for covering your awesome music, and that why I'm gonna buy it from you!!

hey KRS ONE??? not too shabby...

check out his myspace here

you can buy the album "Hip hop in the soul" on i tunes and even feed cymarshall law when he is hungry in Hungary...

Live While You Can
Control feat. KRS-ONE
Truth feat. Supastition & Skit Slam /

Saturday, November 1, 2008


hey guys..anyways you figure i should love little things like this. I should advertise like, free pickles if you want to write about me?? Ummm...free advice..or cds..or free dating tips from a guy who had one girl friend in his whole life.

well i was bloggin the other day for Amalgam Digital and came across something extra-not so -ordinairy
its called hipster runoff and they comment on halloween costumes extensively in the month of october november and maybe more. They give you up to date experiences from cell-blogging (not jail cell blogging...cell phone blogging guys)

they have graphic pictures of totally un important stuff that is totally relevant and seem to be the blog to watch for. Their name is great as well. Everyone is jewish
just xoxoxoxo's them.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

kosha dillz + c rayz walz in SPIN MAGAZINE NOVEMBER 2008

Yezzir, we got in SPIN Magazine and if you can't read that it says, "The unlikely combo of African American Indie Vet and Israeli American Newbie results in a hilarious kosher wig flip of Biz Markie's just a friend. Challah!" -SPIN"
grab the "Freestyle Vs. Written" album now from iTunes (here) or off the Modular site (here). Or you could get 1990's on it and leave your computer to pick it up in stores!

Monday, October 27, 2008


KD_ ok..Dony Goines is one of the few artists who I am interested in hearing. I m not so much familiar with his music. But he is a nice guy and is headed the same place Im gogin to...."the top" I like it that I dont know someons music but i still know him. That means he got it.

besides the fact that lots of prappa the rappas are using first and last names...his is a mix between hard work and dedication...while other names are a mix between being corn balls and not really as rich as their name sounds. enjoy the read. Oh snap ...he'll be on MTV 2...thats dope. Thats what I want. I actually want a grammy, but hey...I think if you havea video in rotation you get invited at least.

Read Read Read! oh yeah...one love to adam bernard blogspot...if you are not the artist of the week there..well...you need to be!

Every artist wants it. Donnie Goines has it. The “it” in this case is buzz and I know Goines has it because I’d heard, or read, his name over two dozen times before I’d ever met the man. Whether it was emails, YouTube clips, or songs, everywhere I was turning there was something with Donny Goines’ name attached to it. A little over a month ago we finally bumped into each other at a show at The Knitting Factory. We spoke for a while about all things Hip-Hop and the hustle it takes to get on. The conversation was fantastic, which is why I decided to sit down with him again to let him share some of those words of wisdom with everyone. Along the way we also discussed his own career and how he’s worked his way to being such a talked about emcee.

Adam Bernard: Start everyone off with some basic background info. Who is Donny Goines, where is he from and what have some of his previous projects been?
Donny Goines: Well, Donny Goines is just like you. I'm an ordinary person that's trying to do extraordinary things. Many people know me from many of my previous projects such as The Excerpt Pg. 1, About the Author, and Off the Books, just to name a few, but I do many different things. I blog and do various things besides music. I just work hard to get where I'm going.

Adam Bernard: You have a lot going on; let's start with the musical aspect of things. What kind of an emcee is Donny Goines? What can people expect when he steps up to the mic and rhymes?
Donny Goines: I am a very truthful MC, if I could categorize it one way. I am very candid and wear my heart on my sleeve. I don't pull any punches and I really just speak on things that are true to me. When most people listen to my music the first thing they tell me is "I can relate," and that's exactly what I try to do, create music that reaches people just like myself. I don't party with millionaires, nor associate with the rich. I am at the bottom right now, where the majority lies, and that's what you can expect to hear from me, music from that perspective.

Adam Bernard: Your name has been everywhere I turn as of late. Talk to me about your hustle and how it's evolved over the years.
Donny Goines: My personal motto is "If you don't know my name I'm not working hard enough," and I live by those words. I make sure that my name is spoken or mentioned often and I don't slack at all when it comes to my hustle. The day of this interview for instance, I got up and filmed for a new blog I'm going to premier soon. Now I’m doing this interview with you. Next I'm going to film a final episode for another blog and then go perform at S.O.Bs. Not to mention my single will be debuting on MTV2 today, so that gives you an idea of how hard I work.

Adam Bernard: I don't know if you want to help the knuckleheads out, but in the event that you do, hit me with some of the most common mistakes you see artists making in regards to their hustle?
Donny Goines: False Sense of Entitlement. Simply put, many artists believe that if they make a song that you, the bloggers and writers, are supposed to post it. They may feel because they have a video out it should be on BET, or their single should be spinning on Hot97, but the truth is it doesn't work that way. You have to earn your spot and this game is not for the lazy types. At the end of the day artists who really want to make it will just shut up, work hard and reap the benefits. Others will have a nine to five soon.

Adam Bernard: You mentioned earlier you’re involved in the world of blogging. Talk to me about that.
Donny Goines: Yes, I love to write, hence the stage name. {laughs} I am an avid blogger. I have many published columns on various websites. It's just something that's second nature to me. The reason why I think I am a good artist is because music just flows through me. It's the same exact thing with words. I have always loved to read and write so I am well versed in the English language and this is a big reason why I blog so much. I just love to write.

Adam Bernard: Can everything you do be merged, and if so, how?
Donny Goines: Yes and no. I believe that all my endeavors can be under one umbrella, but it takes a very strong support system to do so. I have a management team, publicist, assistant, video director/photographer, etc. and these people help me to keep everything in its place. As time moves on I will start to blend my music with my charity efforts and other ventures that I will pursue. Certain things, though, I believe can not be integrated. Personal aspects of my life, which can't be shared with the public, won’t be merged with my movement. Furthermore, I believe that certain things need to be separate from music at times. Let's say if I wanted to start a clothing company, honestly, I probably wouldn't intertwine my music into it because I feel as if those are two entirely different things. Sometimes it’s good to separate.

Adam Bernard: What do you have on tap for us next?
Donny Goines: Minute After Midnight. My official debut album. It is being mixed and mastered as we speak and will drop in December. This project will serve as a great introduction of me to a larger audience and I think many people will enjoy it. It's Executive Produced by Dame Grease (DMX, Freeway, Jay Z, The Clipse, etc.) and features production from Statik Selektah, M Phazes, Apple Juice Kid, Dubb Z and DJ Snips. My girl Tess is also singing in a couple of hooks. Look out for that one.

Related Links

MySpace: myspace.com/donnygoines
Blog: donnygoines.blogspot.com

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

donny goy.....i mean donny goines!!!

Donny Goines - Can't Fit In My Shoes [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] from Restless Films on Vimeo.

check out the homie..donny goines and his new video...I met him at CMJ backstage before he touched on it and told me I havea review in URB, which I did not know about!

thanks Danny!

i superbly approive of it..although I have not watched it...:)
this guy has agood name and is definitley "everyone is jewish" material

Monday, October 20, 2008

JEWS HAVE HORNS!-kosha dillz saves the day!

Yes its true...the Halloween festival is also known as dia de las brujas to some. As i was simply minding my own business today in K mart, shopping for a loose leaf paper to write my daily prayers on (yeah im holy), I was nearly attacked by a werewolf! Of course while I tried on a Thor hat..

this crazy person tried to attack me, thinking I was a Jew (because of the horns)

little did we know that werewolves are also Jewish. Deep down under this furry body guys is a sweet little Jewish girl who was lost.

(I'm sure you couldn't tell)<---sans the big nose of that wolf!

after the end of the ordeal we switched hats and went on our merry proud ways knowing what was who , and who was what...

besides this all...check out my CMJ schedule @ the KOSHA DILLZ myspace you can also find links to buy my album on i tunes!!
:) another job well done. (kosha save the day)
mazel tov and happy Halloween

cunninlynguists in va, oy vey!

so legend has it that if you take a Jew and put them in the south they become
yids mixed with hicks

don't be a yick!! Id like to say it was great to meet a Jew in Herndon VA. I cant really imagine what they were thinking in a situation like so.

anyways we "carpooled" to car pool. that club is where I met up with Kno and the gang. "thugged out since cubb scouts" and "some of you must be out yo' G-D Damned mind!" are my favorite things they did.

We had some words with each other and I must say that Kno....knows...a lot! about hip hop in general and the business side of things involved in putting out records.

Substantial was in the house as well. He WAS ON MTV...not 1...but 2!!
soon MTV JEW.

I had fun...so can you...expect me on the road with all these guys soon!!


kosha dillz

oh yeah...umm buy my record Here

and also...uhhhh...buy dirty acres and substantial has an LP out called SACRIFICE

Friday, October 17, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Murs for President..a HUSTLER-lyrics to Jewish stardom

[Intro] Everybody out here wanna be hustlers, man But they don't have any idea what I used to do I used to do anything imaginable A nigga li [Intro]
Everybody out here wanna be hustlers, man
But they don't have any idea what I used to do
I used to do anything imaginable
A nigga like me was scared to go to jail
So I'd have to use my brain and just think up the most outlandish shit
Shit niggas would never do, I used to get dirty
Now these mother fuckers out here just be out here queer hustling
Man they got it all backwards
I'm gonna show 'em how I used to do it

[Verse 1]
A lotta people wanna knock what we do on my block
But we do what we do cause we ain't got a lot
And you might get shot if your tongues not watched
Cause dudes walk around with hand cannons in they crotch
Fucking up the way they walk, stuck to the strip like scotch
With the top notch botch that can cook clean rocks
See times is too hard for us to ever go soft
So the doc got me on prescription strength Zoloft
So I can deal with the stress and I won't go off
But I'm on top, won't stop 'til the microphone drop
Rollin' four deep in the cut like, what?
Hit you up and then roll off, we tryin' to get this dough boss
We don't do diamonds cause my dudes ain't show offs
Tryin' to keep it low so we don't see no cops
Wanna blow up, but I don't wanna go pop
Gotta blow up cause I can't let this dough stop

H-U-S-T-L-E (Hustler!)
You'll never find a dime that ain't mine motherfucker
Roll not to be broke and have to stroll like a sucker
So pay me what you owe me, and don't play with me homie (x 2)

[Verse 2]
I used to sell incense bottle 10 cents a dozen
Hit the strip and make 'em flip for a dollar a sack
Everyday before junior high, I bought a six pack
And sold 'em for a buck a piece down by the track
And I never sold crack, I did aluminum cans
Used to get laughed at by you and your mans
But I never let it get me, stay true to my plans
I used it all for the studio, now you understand
In the grocery store parking lot, like can I help you ma'am?
To the car with those bags, used to run that old drag
For a itty bitty tip, maybe a quarter or more
And when I wasn't doing that I was knocking at your door
Like, "May I speak to the head of the household?"
Then give you the speech on how buying this candy's keeping me out the
Cheap dirt hustles, no glorious tales, but it did keep my black ass from
going to jail
And I'm a. .

H-U-S-T-L-E (Hustler!)
You'll never find a dime that ain't mine motherfucker
Roll not to be broke and have to stroll like a sucker
So pay me what you owe me, and don't play with me homie (x 2)

[Verse 3]
I can make a dollar out a dime when I holler out a rhyme
From the school of hard knocks, so a scholar of the grind
Used to dub tapes myself, claim the quality was fine
But it sounded like shit, hella hits, lots of static
But for three plus two, them shits moved like magic
That's five well spent for true hip-hop addicts
And once they're friends heard it, then they all had to have it
So I took it on the road with little to no baggage
Just some drawers and cassettes, droppin' jaws with my sets
Once they saw the live show they had to take a piece home
Now I'm almost famous, used to be least known
But not to big to walk the streets alone
Stand in front of any venue with a box of cd's
And these kids love me, I stay DTE
Down To Earth, and down to merch at any given moment
If there's money on the block, then where am I, Cause I'm a. .

H-U-S-T-L-E (Hustler!)
You'll never find a dime that ain't mine motherfucker
Roll not to be broke and have to stroll like a sucker
So pay me what you owe me, and don't play with me homie (x 2) (more) (less)

Thursday, October 2, 2008

everyoneis jewish-even the black kids!

hey yall
kosha Dillz here. First thing frist Everyone is Jewish
Now...white kids..brown kids..purple kids..even black kids ...are jewish...speaking of the The black kids..

here is some great music by them!! my favorite band.


they are also charting on the CMJ


look at their tour schedule...damn!!

Upcoming Shows

Oct 2 2008 8:00P
Paradise Boston, Massachusetts
Oct 4 2008 8:00P
Cabaret Musee Juste Pour Rire Montreal, Quebec
Oct 5 2008 8:00P
The Mod Club Toronto, Ontario
Oct 6 2008 8:00P
Abbey Pub Chicago, Illinois
Oct 7 2008 8:00P
7th Street Entry Minneapolis, Minnesota
Oct 10 2008 8:00P
Neumo’s Seattle, Washington
Oct 11 2008 8:00P
Richards on Richards Vancouver, British Columbia
Oct 12 2008 8:00P
Hawthorne Theater Portland, Oregon
Oct 13 2008 8:00P
Great American Music Hall San Francisco, California
Oct 15 2008 8:00P
The Mayan Los Angeles, California
Oct 16 2008 8:00P
Belly Up Tavern San Diego, California
Oct 21 2008 8:00P
The Academy Dublin, Ireland
Oct 22 2008 8:00P
Carling Academy Birmingham, England
Oct 23 2008 8:00P
Carling Academy Oxford, England
Oct 25 2008 8:00P
The Warehouse Project Manchester, England
Oct 26 2008 8:00P
ABC Glasgow, Scotland
Oct 27 2008 8:00P
Metropolitan University Leeds, England
Oct 28 2008 8:00P
The Junction Cambridge, England
Oct 30 2008 8:00P
London Astoria [SOLD OUT] London, England
Oct 31 2008 8:00P
Trent University Nottingham, England
Nov 1 2008 8:00P
Nation Liverpool, England
Nov 2 2008 8:00P
The Pyramids Centre Portsmouth, England
Nov 4 2008 8:00P
Lido Berlin, Germany
Nov 5 2008 8:00P
Small Vega Copenhagen, Denmark
Nov 7 2008 8:00P
Knust Hamburg, Germany
Nov 8 2008 8:00P
59:1 Munich, Germany
Nov 9 2008 8:00P
Werkstatt Cologne, Germany
Nov 11 2008 8:00P
AB Club Brussels, Belgium
Nov 12 2008 8:00P
Melkweg Amsterdam, North Holland
Nov 13 2008 8:00P
Aeronef Lille, France
Nov 14 2008 8:00P
La Cigale Paris, France
Nov 15 2008 8:00P
Olympic Nantes, France
Nov 17 2008 8:00P
Le Bikini Toulouse, France
Dec 16 2008 6:00P
Shangri-La Osaka, Japan
Dec 18 2008 6:00P
Club Quattro Tokyo, Japan

The movement behind everyone is jewish is to embrace the inner cheapness, the inner cuteness, the inner smile, the inner rockstar starvation...
umm i have yet to figure out tall the inners to this...
the inner sorority..the inner frat boy...
i hope you guys all continue to read u on the coolness. EIJ is a place where we all can have friend...today...!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

TAxi in alaska?

beena while..i wanted to post you up on some cool taxi adventures..all over the world..

homer alaska!


Sunday, September 28, 2008


hey ladies and gentleman of all ages...

I am back from a long grueling haul of touring and have gotten time to express more blogs for more people of all ages...

with the happy new 5769 coming up...(Rosh Hashanah)
Remember to educate yourself on how to become a better person.

Not much info is needed.

Cut out the bad. Bring in the good.

Always remember that G-d will prevail. For non G-D peeps...just think "good" is missing one O



Wednesday, August 20, 2008


i guess i have to write about this stuff because here at EIJ, we take pride in our representation of the artist. I got some new pics up of our super duper aesop rock tour and video is coming soon I promise land you!

i want you all to realize that the most important thing in sales is showing up to the sale early. In all regards to being professional, early bird catches the worm . And as getting ready for a show with 500 people isn't enough pressure, try doing it in front of the best artists in the game. (indie hip hop)

I hope you all show up to work on time, just like all jews should.


oh yeah freestyle vs written

august 26th be professional and get freestyle vs written. 111

Thursday, August 14, 2008

audible hype DIY

Here at EIJ
we like to take not in the observance of great things. These great things are of random stumbling and super cool finds like the blog at audible hype.

I ran into it from the tinyurl.com/twiter findings an although his relations are not completely Jewish, there is definitely signs of it through his dedication to the DIY mentality. Look for deep yet concise insight on musical advancement, (particularly hip hop) in regards to sale mechanisms and other cool friggin cool stuff..

cool friggin cool stuff?

yeah that's right. Audibly Hype write about cool firggin cool stuff. It makes sense because they address the clear cut answers for the every day artist who can't seem to know what they are really doing this for. Definitely refer to them before heading out on the road next time and make sure your stuff is in order. Don't be afraid to ask for help!

If you like DIY, or ha vent accepted the fact that no one has signed your band to a label yet and never will, this sight can give boost to your current situation with little gems of such.


kosha dillz

ps. make sure to check me on tour with aesop rock this upcoming week and freestyle vs written, the lp with c rayz walz done in less than 24 hours recording time,comes out

august 26th i tunes! october 14th in stores!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Ill Bill-Jews that kill!-hebrew-national(nill)

certain people just know what they're doing. He is as Jewish as they get in gangster form. Now you know.. if you didn't. Check it out 9/16 at fat beats. Non-Phixion style like Hebrew national

I wonder where he's eating this shabbos?

Monday, August 4, 2008

the old Galapagos ...puerto ricans love Street fighter jews

When asked about Israel, J-Hon, the Turkish barbarian, would grab the energy on stage and really show everyone whats up.

He is a very loyal kat.

A favorite song of mine for sure he was spitting(besides eturnals face smack),this man J-Heez represents the only country that ever ripped my dad off. (yes, the Turks took money from my dad at 14 for ciggs and they never came back)
J-Hon would make my ABA proud.

so anyways the night was filed with cool peeps. Shout out to Zeps for putting it down. its always a big ordeal with typical Zeps craziness (going till 3 am) street fighter Jew, (I mean street figther 2)

I love Wee Bee Foolish (a big influence in most of our hip hop styles of being cool)

and yeshua da Po Ed so yo know I had to drop the flic

But you gotta think about the stuff that stands out. There was this girl who was cute and Russian looking. She said she was from Brighton Beach. (and I knew she was after that)

Now her name is Damanilz, shes a dope lyricist that might be mixed up with some wrong stuff (in regards to listening to her lyrics) but you can tell she knows how to spit.
I do favor how that sounds, Kosha Dillz and Damanilz (diamond nails)
I'm waiting for her flow to get more polished but her youth and lack of awareness is exactly what I see in a star. Shes off the chain with it. She might even take you chain.
I really hope she behves and stay out of trouble and gives herself a chance to shine.

DOs Vedanya you puto-mari-cone shalom heads.!

Check her and J heez in this pic below outside. I'm not sure who else they with.

ofcourse everyone who was here most defintely knows that my september 10th show goes on at the knitting factory. I hope all these people roll up for the hugest freestyle vs written cypher!


anyways...Everyone Is Jewish...even J heez and Damanilz!

also check out great music stuff like Freestyle Vs Written
and other Jewish stuff like this site about pickles

Friday, August 1, 2008

Eternia is better than most for Eternia-ty!!

Her voice is fierce. Her looks are fresh..yaddi yaddi yah... you know how all those people write about chicks in rap?
i think its corny. They would never say about dude rappers...
"his voice is deep, his voice is fierce, his looks are fresh"

I checked out Eternia a minute ago and I am confident that she will be just fine with out any of that hey I'm a chick press. Shes better tha most dude rappers and most rappers are poo poo anyways. In fact there are more bad musicians then bad music, so a good one is really cool to see. and she has music videos..that's gangster! More importantly, she makes a living doing this! That's a beautiful thing and...that reminds me of that song "Independent Woman."
so check it out...speaking of such favorite rappers who wear skirts, she has a new shirt called "My favorite rapper wears a skirt" I don't think this will come up right in the blog, but I'll and her shirt is really cool I promise


but yo.. to get specifc..she also has this "Many man" song and she calls out the fact that dudes jock her.(dudes why do you do that? ) Well I always like a "buiness woman." A broke chick is the WORST! and this is sanz all the rappin...if you arent broke in this game you can last for eternia-ty.

I don't think shes Jewish (to my disappointment) but she'll always be welcome anywhere with me for shabbos dinner:)

in her spare time Eternia likes to Knit, take walks in the park, and tour Europe with people like Bahamadia and Wordsworth. They are famous BTW.


to find out who the Kosha Dillz
crush of the day is, click here!

dont be jealous girls...dont be jealous!

Monday, July 28, 2008

homeboy!! sandman!!!

some people i know are just stand up people. Not because they are twice my size in height, but also because of their poise and approach to a scene where many a un educated and ruffian like beasts choose to intoxicate themselves at every event. At these events they choose to come

In the age of dinosaurs... it was known for brontosaurus' to eat vegetable. Tyrannosaurus' to eat meat, and ford Taurus' to take unleaded fuel.

Now out releasing "actual factual pterodactyl," I must say that this ivy league unsigned hype in the source mag has managed to be a loyal hip hop supporter as well as the most talented artist in the building who is above 6''....luckily I am 5' 8 and 3/4 so royce da 5''9 is in a whole different league...Here at Everyone is Jewish, we love to support out peers. Homeboy Sandman is one of them.

check out his bomb diggity siggity spliggity wiggity stuff at

www.homeboysandman.com spend all your money on him...also if you believe you can fly go to www.myspace.com/homeboysandman

for more ways to learn how to fly on a actual factual pterodactyl's back 75mph at 3,000 feet above sea level while simultaneously rapping check out


Friday, July 25, 2008

NEW AESOP ROCK TOUR DATES with some special friends!!

Kosha Dillz will be accompanying fellow Yak Ballz on a summer tour with none other than Aesop Rock. Also on the tour will be Lucky I Am of the Living Legends.

15th -Roxy Boston, Mass
16th- Toads Place New Haven, CT
19th-Trocadero Theatre- Philly, Pa
20th- 9:30 Club- Washington DC
22nd -Skully's DIner Columbus O
23rd- Abbey's Pub Chicago, Illinois
25th-Nutty's North Sioux Falls, South Dakota
26th-Pizza Luce Duluth, Minnesota

expect every show to be sold out!

for those who can't get in to these big shows,
Yak Ballz and Kosha Dillz have announced will have somespecial treats for the fans

21st- Chief Ike's- Washington DC
24th-Reptile Palace- Oshkosh, Wisconsin
27th-Ghastof's -Minneapolis Minnesota


check out the blogs: www.koshadillz.blogspot.com

please note: this is not a solo set for kosha dillz. kosha dillz is doing back up vocals and guest appearance on YaK Ballz set..
not officially on bill as solo artist.

interesting news: kosha dillz will be the first israeli to ever back up an iranian on stage...thats right..we have a chance to exploit something CNN worthy....most like the media will attack it so us here at Everyone is Jewish has decided to jump all over this news worthy debate before it leaks out to the masses.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

exotic + weird = Perseph One

In my travels to and from many Shuls across the great land of America I have met many a interesting people. Here at Everyone Is Jewish, which can be described as a hip hop blog on life that is dedicated to bringing out the inner Jew in you along with your 6 degrees of separation from woody Allen, we hope to expose the greatness in many people.
After my first tour "everybody likes me" in the summer of 2007, I met this lady name Perseph One out of Houston and when I asked for an e-mail (on my e-mail list) she actually signed me an autograph. After i seen the autograph i asked for her e-mail and she gave me another autograph.

So she got some burn out there in the city of H and is making her way to Austin's favorite spot Emo's to rock with none other than fellow rumored to be Jew Aesop Rock this Friday be sure to buy all her merchandise when she confuses you with big intense lyrics you would here out of a "big intense" person? Yeah i guess that's a good description. She spits hard and more importantly she is from Kansas City and I enjoyed that little city. She also rocked right before Embedded/Def-Jux Showcase at SXSW this year so you know its something fresh on the come up.

Perseph One is named after a Greek Goddess, and yeah...you know who kills them.

oy vey you...i mean Ey you...the gangsta video

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

oh mom is cute..computer coupons and hip hop

you know how your more mom is cute when you see this left over in the computer printer. I think its just awesome how parents come from the old country and live dollar to dollar. This is so hip hop to me and defintely where i get my hustle ( it must be, thankg-d Im not cheap, Im old country!).
I also got a new baby niece this morning to let you know. althouh it doesn't have much to do with computer coupons and hip hop I do realize every dollar I save with a computer coupon like my mom does may go to a family member for something else.

speaking of presents, i need to baby outfits and one for my aba too!!his 62nd b day is tomorrow!

computer coupons here I come!

for songs about computer copupons and other cute gifts in jewish memorabilia please visit

Friday, July 18, 2008


Good Shabbos all my hood prophets. You know the fun doesn't stop at this blog ever. I ts bee a rough week under the weather with a virus and all that, but hey...
you gotta make sure the rabbi of the week is ready to accept honors.

this week we have bobble head rally rabbi of the San Francisco giant. He is quit the religious bobble head so just know about it like Big lebowski. don't bobble on shabbos!!
august 8Th is Jewish heritage night at the stadium and he rallies the Jews up.

Big up to Rabbi Yosef Langer. Take me out to the matzoh baaaaaaaaaaallllll game!!!

word up...and that's your Rabbi of the Week!!!

termanology and DJ VLAD...is VLAD JEWISH??

im not totally sure guys. I know personally termanology is one of my favorite emcees out there. Im not sure if he got the big Benz and all that. But Hey... I like gangsta spitting and all that but the big question is at Everyone is Jewish;
Is DJ VLAD Jewish?

get out your Jew-dar. Take a close look.

let us know!!!

sick freestyle though

Saturday, July 12, 2008

cops of the week!

here at EVERYONE IS JEWISH, we take great pride in stupidity of our fellow law enforcers especially when we so depend on them to protect us with our high paying tax dollars. IN the latest incident which makes me feel in the safest environment for a child, lets all just take a trip to Dallas. The article below tells us that Dallas certainly has a lot more to deal with than Cowboys and Indians!

updated 8:13 a.m. ET, Thurs., July. 10, 2008 (AP)
DALLAS - Police didn't have to go far to find $400,000 worth of cocaine — it was in an undercover car they'd been driving for two months.

An officer cleaning the car at a patrol station Wednesday discovered the nearly 50 pounds of cocaine carefully hidden in hydraulically controlled compartments.

"These compartments have recently been more and more popular with drug operations," said Deputy Chief Julian Bernal, commander of the narcotics division.


now lets all take a deep breath to know that the next car we buy, insane Jewish mafia people will be attacking us for no apparent cheaper reason than gas prices and the 400,000 dollars worth of crack they are missing. Why thank you mister officer.

for more great music about how our nation is so intelligent and how George Bush wasn't to record a song with Kosha Dillz, please click the links below.


Friday, July 11, 2008


so you know that hip hop dont stop in the name of shabbos. PLease check out legendary Rabbi of the week which you cna get to view before every shabbos. Between much deliberation of rabbi to rabbi, we have awarded the "Rabbi of the Week Award" to Jay-Z.

He is the honorary rabbi since he has worked with virutally every Jew in the industry like Scot Storch, Rick Rubin and Lior Cohen.
To top it off, We heard that Jay-Z is a big fan of Kosha Dillz. Yea!
Right! and he also loves pickles.

After looking through thix year's Lakewood Yeshiva rabbinical school year book, it was no surprise that Jay was right there with the best of them. Look how so fresh and clean he is with his prayer shawl...

for more superjewishsonic excitement till next week's "Rabbi of the week" feel free to check out Kosha Dillz' myspace here

also check out the Boulder Rabbi of the week Shout out!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

weird you tube religous beef sans the islam/christ stuff

i foud this everyone loves allah post..

in the end..they all bow down to JEWTUBE democracy and find out that this false prophet stuff could all be iller if they just became kabbalists like Madonna.

Mazel Tov to all my readers, his accent gives away he isnt jewish, (my beeples) but the fact that he talks about big noses means "real recognize real.!"

for more love on the fact that kosha dillz has a small jewish nose, click here for great sing along music.

holiday video from freestyle vs written

coconut records west coast

and i miss you I'm going back home to the west coast...i miss my friend man. I had a falling out.real Jews would unite. He isn't Jewish ..I'm selfish..and this band takes the day away even with clouds. They also remind me to do some sick stuff!!like these tote bags...NEW MERCH?? well that'd cheer me up.

with bags and get kosha dillz all over it!
wait a second the band member is Jason Schwartz man....that gotta mean something..enough to put him on everyoneisjewish.blogspot.com!!! woo hooh
oy vey all day.KD I'm out

"come on everybody"!!

check them here...it'll cheer you up when you want to move away!

to a place like this

if you wish to cheer up the saddened kosha dillz click here and make it all better
just kidding...I can be that sad....We survived the holocaust!! baruch hashem

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

jewish mexicanos

yeah thats right people....recent songs stuck i my head are mmm bop (hanson) and also feliz navidad.

but dont forget about the los judeos locos.

feliz channukah...feliz channukah!!

also if your hombres do pass, bring the banjos to a mexican shiva as pictured below.

or hey...check for more cool hebrew jew mexican stuff raps at


Sunday, July 6, 2008

famed black revolutionary indie hip hop artist C Rayz Walz has stepped down from his reign of Bronx Hip Hop-Utopian lifestyle and decided to become a law abiding religious Jew. After seeing fit that performing at the Krakow Poland Jewish Festival last year, he has officially decided to step into the klezmer scene.
Although no one is familiar with his 15 album releases, the sure sign of his side burn growth will be sure to appease the Chasids overseas.

More info at


Everyone is jewish

Hey everyone. the introduction is as so...

many people hate jews...many people love them ...

but as a fellow member of the tribe i gotta say...EVERYONE---I mean EVERYONE is jewish!!!

thats right. Everyone loves Israel. Even the terrorists...everyone wants George Bush to lead our USA forever. Everyone wants to be down withtheking just like RUN DMC.
Everyone loves to listen to Matisyahu. We all want Ariel Sharon to wake up out o the coma. Sarah Silverman is G-d...my therapist Theresa wishes to be a Jew. All broke people say jews have all the money.


welcome to my blog about who even the Irania president wants to be Jewish. Stay Tuned.

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