Showing posts with label Everyone is jewish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Everyone is jewish. Show all posts

Sunday, November 9, 2008

cymarshall law not to be broken!!!


Hey all your super jewper stars....
I got great news...Freedom for all...and justice for all of them too!
Yeah we gotta new president..and new music..and new stuff..and I'm going to LA..and I cant bring my friend cymarshall law with me...but instead..we will give you some new music from his new album...

yep... briefly, I may tell you he is very successful. He works hard and is dedicated to the love of his art. To all my overseas readers...this guy is visiting there often, so be sure to support him by sending him a message on myspace and saying...
wow...Everyone is Jewish they're so cool for covering your awesome music, and that why I'm gonna buy it from you!!


hey KRS ONE??? not too shabby...

check out his myspace here


you can buy the album "Hip hop in the soul" on i tunes and even feed cymarshall law when he is hungry in Hungary...


Live While You Can
Control feat. KRS-ONE
Truth feat. Supastition & Skit Slam /

Saturday, November 1, 2008

OMG HIPSTER RUNOFF runs the KOSHA DILLZ RUNWAY

hey guys..anyways you figure i should love little things like this. I should advertise like, free pickles if you want to write about me?? Ummm...free advice..or cds..or free dating tips from a guy who had one girl friend in his whole life.

well i was bloggin the other day for Amalgam Digital and came across something extra-not so -ordinairy
its called hipster runoff and they comment on halloween costumes extensively in the month of october november and maybe more. They give you up to date experiences from cell-blogging (not jail cell blogging...cell phone blogging guys)

they have graphic pictures of totally un important stuff that is totally relevant and seem to be the blog to watch for. Their name is great as well. Everyone is jewish
just xoxoxoxo's them.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

kosha dillz + c rayz walz in SPIN MAGAZINE NOVEMBER 2008



Yezzir, we got in SPIN Magazine and if you can't read that it says, "The unlikely combo of African American Indie Vet and Israeli American Newbie results in a hilarious kosher wig flip of Biz Markie's just a friend. Challah!" -SPIN"
grab the "Freestyle Vs. Written" album now from iTunes (here) or off the Modular site (here). Or you could get 1990's on it and leave your computer to pick it up in stores!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

everyoneis jewish-even the black kids!


hey yall
kosha Dillz here. First thing frist Everyone is Jewish
Now...white kids..brown kids..purple kids..even black kids ...are jewish...speaking of the The black kids..

here is some great music by them!! my favorite band.


BLACK KIDS ROCK

they are also charting on the CMJ



BLACK KIDS SHOULD COLLABORATE WITH KOSHA DILLZ

look at their tour schedule...damn!!

Upcoming Shows

Oct 2 2008 8:00P
Paradise Boston, Massachusetts
Oct 4 2008 8:00P
Cabaret Musee Juste Pour Rire Montreal, Quebec
Oct 5 2008 8:00P
The Mod Club Toronto, Ontario
Oct 6 2008 8:00P
Abbey Pub Chicago, Illinois
Oct 7 2008 8:00P
7th Street Entry Minneapolis, Minnesota
Oct 10 2008 8:00P
Neumo’s Seattle, Washington
Oct 11 2008 8:00P
Richards on Richards Vancouver, British Columbia
Oct 12 2008 8:00P
Hawthorne Theater Portland, Oregon
Oct 13 2008 8:00P
Great American Music Hall San Francisco, California
Oct 15 2008 8:00P
The Mayan Los Angeles, California
Oct 16 2008 8:00P
Belly Up Tavern San Diego, California
Oct 21 2008 8:00P
The Academy Dublin, Ireland
Oct 22 2008 8:00P
Carling Academy Birmingham, England
Oct 23 2008 8:00P
Carling Academy Oxford, England
Oct 25 2008 8:00P
The Warehouse Project Manchester, England
Oct 26 2008 8:00P
ABC Glasgow, Scotland
Oct 27 2008 8:00P
Metropolitan University Leeds, England
Oct 28 2008 8:00P
The Junction Cambridge, England
Oct 30 2008 8:00P
London Astoria [SOLD OUT] London, England
Oct 31 2008 8:00P
Trent University Nottingham, England
Nov 1 2008 8:00P
Nation Liverpool, England
Nov 2 2008 8:00P
The Pyramids Centre Portsmouth, England
Nov 4 2008 8:00P
Lido Berlin, Germany
Nov 5 2008 8:00P
Small Vega Copenhagen, Denmark
Nov 7 2008 8:00P
Knust Hamburg, Germany
Nov 8 2008 8:00P
59:1 Munich, Germany
Nov 9 2008 8:00P
Werkstatt Cologne, Germany
Nov 11 2008 8:00P
AB Club Brussels, Belgium
Nov 12 2008 8:00P
Melkweg Amsterdam, North Holland
Nov 13 2008 8:00P
Aeronef Lille, France
Nov 14 2008 8:00P
La Cigale Paris, France
Nov 15 2008 8:00P
Olympic Nantes, France
Nov 17 2008 8:00P
Le Bikini Toulouse, France
Dec 16 2008 6:00P
Shangri-La Osaka, Japan
Dec 18 2008 6:00P
Club Quattro Tokyo, Japan



The movement behind everyone is jewish is to embrace the inner cheapness, the inner cuteness, the inner smile, the inner rockstar starvation...
umm i have yet to figure out tall the inners to this...
the inner sorority..the inner frat boy...
i hope you guys all continue to read u on the coolness. EIJ is a place where we all can have friend...today...!

Friday, August 1, 2008

Eternia is better than most for Eternia-ty!!


Her voice is fierce. Her looks are fresh..yaddi yaddi yah... you know how all those people write about chicks in rap?
i think its corny. They would never say about dude rappers...
like
"his voice is deep, his voice is fierce, his looks are fresh"

I checked out Eternia a minute ago and I am confident that she will be just fine with out any of that hey I'm a chick press. Shes better tha most dude rappers and most rappers are poo poo anyways. In fact there are more bad musicians then bad music, so a good one is really cool to see. and she has music videos..that's gangster! More importantly, she makes a living doing this! That's a beautiful thing and...that reminds me of that song "Independent Woman."
so check it out...speaking of such favorite rappers who wear skirts, she has a new shirt called "My favorite rapper wears a skirt" I don't think this will come up right in the blog, but I'll and her shirt is really cool I promise






SEE I TOLD YOU!! NICE BATHROOM WOMAN THOUGH...

but yo.. to get specifc..she also has this "Many man" song and she calls out the fact that dudes jock her.(dudes why do you do that? ) Well I always like a "buiness woman." A broke chick is the WORST! and this is sanz all the rappin...if you arent broke in this game you can last for eternia-ty.

I don't think shes Jewish (to my disappointment) but she'll always be welcome anywhere with me for shabbos dinner:)

in her spare time Eternia likes to Knit, take walks in the park, and tour Europe with people like Bahamadia and Wordsworth. They are famous BTW.


www.eternia.ca



to find out who the Kosha Dillz
crush of the day is, click here!

dont be jealous girls...dont be jealous!

Monday, July 28, 2008

homeboy!! sandman!!!


some people i know are just stand up people. Not because they are twice my size in height, but also because of their poise and approach to a scene where many a un educated and ruffian like beasts choose to intoxicate themselves at every event. At these events they choose to come

In the age of dinosaurs... it was known for brontosaurus' to eat vegetable. Tyrannosaurus' to eat meat, and ford Taurus' to take unleaded fuel.


Now out releasing "actual factual pterodactyl," I must say that this ivy league unsigned hype in the source mag has managed to be a loyal hip hop supporter as well as the most talented artist in the building who is above 6''....luckily I am 5' 8 and 3/4 so royce da 5''9 is in a whole different league...Here at Everyone is Jewish, we love to support out peers. Homeboy Sandman is one of them.

check out his bomb diggity siggity spliggity wiggity stuff at

www.homeboysandman.com spend all your money on him...also if you believe you can fly go to www.myspace.com/homeboysandman


for more ways to learn how to fly on a actual factual pterodactyl's back 75mph at 3,000 feet above sea level while simultaneously rapping check out

www.koshadillz.blogspot.com
www.myspace.com/koshadillz4life
www.myspace.com/freestylevswritten

Friday, July 18, 2008

termanology and DJ VLAD...is VLAD JEWISH??

im not totally sure guys. I know personally termanology is one of my favorite emcees out there. Im not sure if he got the big Benz and all that. But Hey... I like gangsta spitting and all that but the big question is at Everyone is Jewish;
Is DJ VLAD Jewish?

get out your Jew-dar. Take a close look.



let us know!!!

sick freestyle though