Monday, October 20, 2008

JEWS HAVE HORNS!-kosha dillz saves the day!

Yes its true...the Halloween festival is also known as dia de las brujas to some. As i was simply minding my own business today in K mart, shopping for a loose leaf paper to write my daily prayers on (yeah im holy), I was nearly attacked by a werewolf! Of course while I tried on a Thor hat..



this crazy person tried to attack me, thinking I was a Jew (because of the horns)

little did we know that werewolves are also Jewish. Deep down under this furry body guys is a sweet little Jewish girl who was lost.



(I'm sure you couldn't tell)<---sans the big nose of that wolf!

after the end of the ordeal we switched hats and went on our merry proud ways knowing what was who , and who was what...

besides this all...check out my CMJ schedule @ the KOSHA DILLZ myspace you can also find links to buy my album on i tunes!!
:) another job well done. (kosha save the day)
mazel tov and happy Halloween

cunninlynguists in va, oy vey!


so legend has it that if you take a Jew and put them in the south they become
YICKS aka
yids mixed with hicks



don't be a yick!! Id like to say it was great to meet a Jew in Herndon VA. I cant really imagine what they were thinking in a situation like so.

anyways we "carpooled" to car pool. that club is where I met up with Kno and the gang. "thugged out since cubb scouts" and "some of you must be out yo' G-D Damned mind!" are my favorite things they did.

We had some words with each other and I must say that Kno....knows...a lot! about hip hop in general and the business side of things involved in putting out records.

Substantial was in the house as well. He WAS ON MTV...not 1...but 2!!
soon MTV JEW.

I had fun...so can you...expect me on the road with all these guys soon!!

xoxoxoxoxo

kosha dillz

oh yeah...umm buy my record Here


and also...uhhhh...buy dirty acres and substantial has an LP out called SACRIFICE

Friday, October 17, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Murs for President..a HUSTLER-lyrics to Jewish stardom



Murs - HUSTLE
[Intro] Everybody out here wanna be hustlers, man But they don't have any idea what I used to do I used to do anything imaginable A nigga li [Intro]
Everybody out here wanna be hustlers, man
But they don't have any idea what I used to do
I used to do anything imaginable
A nigga like me was scared to go to jail
So I'd have to use my brain and just think up the most outlandish shit
Shit niggas would never do, I used to get dirty
Now these mother fuckers out here just be out here queer hustling
Man they got it all backwards
I'm gonna show 'em how I used to do it

[Verse 1]
A lotta people wanna knock what we do on my block
But we do what we do cause we ain't got a lot
And you might get shot if your tongues not watched
Cause dudes walk around with hand cannons in they crotch
Fucking up the way they walk, stuck to the strip like scotch
With the top notch botch that can cook clean rocks
See times is too hard for us to ever go soft
So the doc got me on prescription strength Zoloft
So I can deal with the stress and I won't go off
But I'm on top, won't stop 'til the microphone drop
Rollin' four deep in the cut like, what?
Hit you up and then roll off, we tryin' to get this dough boss
We don't do diamonds cause my dudes ain't show offs
Tryin' to keep it low so we don't see no cops
Wanna blow up, but I don't wanna go pop
Gotta blow up cause I can't let this dough stop

[Chorus]
H-U-S-T-L-E (Hustler!)
You'll never find a dime that ain't mine motherfucker
Roll not to be broke and have to stroll like a sucker
So pay me what you owe me, and don't play with me homie (x 2)

[Verse 2]
I used to sell incense bottle 10 cents a dozen
Hit the strip and make 'em flip for a dollar a sack
Everyday before junior high, I bought a six pack
And sold 'em for a buck a piece down by the track
And I never sold crack, I did aluminum cans
Used to get laughed at by you and your mans
But I never let it get me, stay true to my plans
I used it all for the studio, now you understand
In the grocery store parking lot, like can I help you ma'am?
To the car with those bags, used to run that old drag
For a itty bitty tip, maybe a quarter or more
And when I wasn't doing that I was knocking at your door
Like, "May I speak to the head of the household?"
Then give you the speech on how buying this candy's keeping me out the
streets
Cheap dirt hustles, no glorious tales, but it did keep my black ass from
going to jail
And I'm a. .

[Chorus]
H-U-S-T-L-E (Hustler!)
You'll never find a dime that ain't mine motherfucker
Roll not to be broke and have to stroll like a sucker
So pay me what you owe me, and don't play with me homie (x 2)

[Verse 3]
I can make a dollar out a dime when I holler out a rhyme
From the school of hard knocks, so a scholar of the grind
Used to dub tapes myself, claim the quality was fine
But it sounded like shit, hella hits, lots of static
But for three plus two, them shits moved like magic
That's five well spent for true hip-hop addicts
And once they're friends heard it, then they all had to have it
So I took it on the road with little to no baggage
Just some drawers and cassettes, droppin' jaws with my sets
Once they saw the live show they had to take a piece home
Now I'm almost famous, used to be least known
But not to big to walk the streets alone
Stand in front of any venue with a box of cd's
And these kids love me, I stay DTE
Down To Earth, and down to merch at any given moment
If there's money on the block, then where am I, Cause I'm a. .

[Chorus]
H-U-S-T-L-E (Hustler!)
You'll never find a dime that ain't mine motherfucker
Roll not to be broke and have to stroll like a sucker
So pay me what you owe me, and don't play with me homie (x 2) (more) (less)

Thursday, October 2, 2008

everyoneis jewish-even the black kids!


hey yall
kosha Dillz here. First thing frist Everyone is Jewish
Now...white kids..brown kids..purple kids..even black kids ...are jewish...speaking of the The black kids..

here is some great music by them!! my favorite band.


BLACK KIDS ROCK

they are also charting on the CMJ



BLACK KIDS SHOULD COLLABORATE WITH KOSHA DILLZ

look at their tour schedule...damn!!

Upcoming Shows

Oct 2 2008 8:00P
Paradise Boston, Massachusetts
Oct 4 2008 8:00P
Cabaret Musee Juste Pour Rire Montreal, Quebec
Oct 5 2008 8:00P
The Mod Club Toronto, Ontario
Oct 6 2008 8:00P
Abbey Pub Chicago, Illinois
Oct 7 2008 8:00P
7th Street Entry Minneapolis, Minnesota
Oct 10 2008 8:00P
Neumo’s Seattle, Washington
Oct 11 2008 8:00P
Richards on Richards Vancouver, British Columbia
Oct 12 2008 8:00P
Hawthorne Theater Portland, Oregon
Oct 13 2008 8:00P
Great American Music Hall San Francisco, California
Oct 15 2008 8:00P
The Mayan Los Angeles, California
Oct 16 2008 8:00P
Belly Up Tavern San Diego, California
Oct 21 2008 8:00P
The Academy Dublin, Ireland
Oct 22 2008 8:00P
Carling Academy Birmingham, England
Oct 23 2008 8:00P
Carling Academy Oxford, England
Oct 25 2008 8:00P
The Warehouse Project Manchester, England
Oct 26 2008 8:00P
ABC Glasgow, Scotland
Oct 27 2008 8:00P
Metropolitan University Leeds, England
Oct 28 2008 8:00P
The Junction Cambridge, England
Oct 30 2008 8:00P
London Astoria [SOLD OUT] London, England
Oct 31 2008 8:00P
Trent University Nottingham, England
Nov 1 2008 8:00P
Nation Liverpool, England
Nov 2 2008 8:00P
The Pyramids Centre Portsmouth, England
Nov 4 2008 8:00P
Lido Berlin, Germany
Nov 5 2008 8:00P
Small Vega Copenhagen, Denmark
Nov 7 2008 8:00P
Knust Hamburg, Germany
Nov 8 2008 8:00P
59:1 Munich, Germany
Nov 9 2008 8:00P
Werkstatt Cologne, Germany
Nov 11 2008 8:00P
AB Club Brussels, Belgium
Nov 12 2008 8:00P
Melkweg Amsterdam, North Holland
Nov 13 2008 8:00P
Aeronef Lille, France
Nov 14 2008 8:00P
La Cigale Paris, France
Nov 15 2008 8:00P
Olympic Nantes, France
Nov 17 2008 8:00P
Le Bikini Toulouse, France
Dec 16 2008 6:00P
Shangri-La Osaka, Japan
Dec 18 2008 6:00P
Club Quattro Tokyo, Japan



The movement behind everyone is jewish is to embrace the inner cheapness, the inner cuteness, the inner smile, the inner rockstar starvation...
umm i have yet to figure out tall the inners to this...
the inner sorority..the inner frat boy...
i hope you guys all continue to read u on the coolness. EIJ is a place where we all can have friend...today...!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

TAxi in alaska?



beena while..i wanted to post you up on some cool taxi adventures..all over the world..

homer alaska!


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Sunday, September 28, 2008

IM back-ROSH HASHANAH KOSHA DILLZ


hey ladies and gentleman of all ages...

I am back from a long grueling haul of touring and have gotten time to express more blogs for more people of all ages...

with the happy new 5769 coming up...(Rosh Hashanah)
Remember to educate yourself on how to become a better person.

Not much info is needed.

Cut out the bad. Bring in the good.

Always remember that G-d will prevail. For non G-D peeps...just think "good" is missing one O


enjoy.

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